Sunday, December 9, 2007

For the record ...

Since I entered the world of blogging last month, I've grown curious about other blogs floating around out in cyber-world, and have clicked the "Next Blog" button at the top of the blog page to do some of that exploration. In case you've never done it, when you click "Next Blog" you are presented with some random blog page. I guess I've had a bit too much time on my hands sitting around in airports and hotels by myself while traveling for work, but I have to say it's a good way to pass the time.

The ratio of "bad" to "good" is probably 10:1. That being the case, I think I better set the record straight about what I've accidentally stumbled upon, just in case I ever get arrested or die and somebody decides to search my computer for my cyber-history. Hey, it happens on Law & Order all the time, so I'm just trying to be prepared. Here are some places I visited by the luck (or unluck) of the draw:
  • Porn Facial Expressions (I learned I have a few things to learn.)
  • Prison Paul (Wasn't this an E! True Hollywood Special called "Prisoner Pen Pals" or something like that??)
  • Rare Poultry Breeders (I have no idea what this was all about and didn't check it out. I was afraid I'd find pictures. ew.)
  • Adult Friend Finder (I'd rather be lost than found here. And I don't think it's friendship they're looking for.)
  • Mormon Mommy Wars (Holy wars in Utah?? Who knew.)
  • Miss Bikini International (There's a lesson to be learned here: Just because it comes in your size doesn't mean you should wear it.)
  • Pis (I'm not sure if this is an abbreviation or a misspelled word. Didn't stick around long enough to find out.)
  • Bouncing Boobs of Bollywood (I've got no words for this one.)

I wish I could remember some of the others, but these were the bizarre ones that stuck in my head either because they were so strange or they kept popping up. All that being said, I'll keep reaching into the random "Next Blog" grab bag ... every now and then there's a jewel.

Anybody else ever do that? Find anything funny?

4 comments:

Amber said...

I haven't done that before...but I might now...Holy Wars!!! There is a whole new world out there for me to discover.

Los said...

Yeah - the "next blog" link is something you don't wanna do at work.

I would suggest either using the search engine on blogger to find blogs you may be interest in, or clicking "interests" and searching blogs that way.

Also, you can find some neat blogs by going to other bloggers' blog links.

Lisa said...

Scarlett -- Oh enjoy! There's a lot of bizarro stuff out there. Some funny stuff too ... that's how I found your blog.

Kal - Um, I definitely won't be doing this at work .. especially since I'm in the process of trying to get a new job! Even the best of the best would have a hard time explaining why porno facial expressions have anything to do with health insurance. I've been checking out some of the links on your blog ... good shtuff. BTW, I love the pics you sent with your face super-imposed!!! HILARIOUS stuff!!

Anonymous said...

Well, now it all makes sense. This is what you meant when you wrote that you found me by accident. I am thankful:

a) that you did, and left a comment, and

b) that I didn't make the weird list.