Friday, May 1, 2009

I'm Having A Little Temper Tantrum

I'm having some serious motivational issues this morning. Everyone I work with in Kentucky is enjoying the Derby festivities, and today is the big Kentucky Oaks race. Most people are off, but I'm here in Philadelphia holding down the virtual fort.

Here are some things I'd rather do today instead of going to work:
  • Watch a car rust
  • Hang upside down from the clothesline (if I had one) by my toenails
  • Scrub the toilet
  • Go to the Walmart in South Philly (which, as you may know, is the most horrific place on the planet)
  • Get blood drawn
  • Watch CSI Miami (okay, I take that back)
  • Rub my face with a ball of cat fur
  • Touch a raw chicken
  • Walk into a random fart in the grocery store

OK, now that I've gotten that sorta out of my system it's time to suck it up and go. On the bright side, today is one of the few days I'll actually get to head out of the office for lunch. Sushi with Schue is always good.

Thank you for indulging me and my temper tantrum.


Los said...

I normally don't like working on Fridays ... however, if I was the only person in the office working, that would really suck. Hang in there!

RuthWells said...

Plus it's going to rain all weekend. @#^#&$@)(&!!!!

(Thanks for letting me join your temper tantrum.)

Fraulein N said...

Haaa, laughing at your comment about the Wal-Mart in South Philly. SO TRUE. Why is that place so gross? Seriously, I always find trash on the shelves there. Actual TRASH.

Pam said...

I'll send you some of Prissy's fur, it's so soft, you might change your!

schue said...

oh lord...the south philly walmart.