Sunday, February 8, 2009

I've Kept Them Afloat


Here some companies and products whose companies should have no economic woes given the level of financial support I have contributed over the years:


Bounty Paper Towels - You're lucky I'm skeeved by dishtowels.




Comcast - You may be a rip off, but a day on the couch would be nothing without you.




Coor's Light - Although we're departed friends and I can support you no longer, I'm sure I drank more than 9 lives worth during my 20s and early 30s to assure financial stability for years to come.






CVS - aka Mecca





Espositos - Now THAT'S my kinda meat market!





L'Oreal -- Forget American Express, YOU are the one I never leave home without!!!





Macy's - Without you, I'd have to move to a nudist colony. That would suck ... for everyone involved.






Nine West -- My tootsies love you best!





Wawa - So good I could fall asleep in the parking lot.





Triscuits - There has been no other since I was introduced to Rosemary and Olive Oil.




State Farm - Like a good neighbor I've been with you for the last 15 years




Aqua Net - Never far from my mind ... literally






The Japanese Auto Industry - Toyota and Acura have been shuffling me all over the country since the day I rammed my Ford Mustang into the side of a gas station with no brakes.

2 comments:

gwen jackson said...

hee. I agree with you on a number of these, namely Rosemary & Olive Oil Triscuits, Wawa (My husband, who is not from around here, still chuckles at the name)and State Farm. When I got married and had to switch insurance over to my husband's, I was SO sad to give up State Farm. They held my hand through many a fender bender.

schue said...

good stuff!! There were alot of Coors Light consumed, we even had to pay a can man to crush 'em!