The Quote List is a running list of slip-ups and funny lines said by his friends and family, and has grown to over 900 entries spanning 15 years!! For today's post, I've gotten Los' permission to spotlight a few gems from The Quote List. Enjoy, and a big "Ein Prosit" to Los for keeping track of all our blunders, foibles, and otherwise forgettables!! These are great ...
* Let's take the SC. That's shortcut for shortcut. - Schue
* It's twelve o'clot. - Me
* I'm a court gesture. - Los
* Did the bartender put on make-up or did she fall into a pie? - Los
* I have some kind of a weird wood force. - Christine
* "Hey where's the Hard Rock?" "On top of your head." Schue and I
* Spit n spin. - Christine
* "We are decorating our Christmas tree tonight with champagne and pizza." "Isn't that gonna smell?" - Schue and Brian
* I'll have the chilled gricken. - Schue
* I don't know whether to go to the concession stand or flag down a stewardess. - Schue, in the upper deck at a baseball game
* I'll have the OJ wis da pope. - Johnnay (BTW, pope = pulp)
* If you lose weight it'll make your teeth look big. -?
* I came at hello. - Schue
* "You'll be catapulted over there." "As long as I'm not dogapulted." Me and Los
* That girl is a looney tuna. - Mark
* His nostrils are so big he'd break his foot if a booger fell out of there. - Ray Ray
* Did that jacket come with that breast ... I mean dress? - Ange
* I like Big Balls. Wait, I don't like big balls, but I like the song. -- Los..... So do you have any good one-liners or slip ups to share???